Since the dawn of time, some people have enjoyed eating the finest, yellowest fruits using their feet instead of their hands. Amongst the finest proponents of this unique ability happens to be your momma. She not only displays this talent with the nonchalant air of a seasoned expert, but she is also renowned around the world for her other remarkable abilities. The ability to crack nuts using a stone found on the ground, using a long blade of grass or creeper to 'fish' ants from an anthole and the highly prestigious talent of throwing her own faeces at those who offend her are just some of the unbelievable feats that your momma is capable of producing on demand.
This site is therefore a tribute, a mere acknowldgment of the many extraordinary talents that your momma possesses. God bless her, and may we attempt to look in our hearts and try and show our appreciation for the huge impact she has made in all of our lives.